Flatulent- Fuelled Granny Pat & The Diamond Meat Mob's Revenge

 

Flatulent-Fuelled Granny Pat & The Diamond Meat Mob’s Revenge is a laugh-out-loud children’s chapter-book adventure bursting with action, chaos, and stink-powered heroics!

 

Granny Pat isn’t your average grandmother. With creaky knees, a perm bigger than a disco ball, and a cat who thinks he’s a ninja, life is never dull. But when the notorious Diamond Meat Mob escape prison and kidnap her cheeky grandkids, Max and Molly, Granny Pat must leap back into action.

 

Armed with her trusty bottle of knee lubricant, a wind-powered bottom with explosive force, and Mr Tiddles the ninja-cat, Granny Pat faces Slick Mick, Big Stan, Tiny Tony, and a dastardly spy pigeon named Winston Clucksworth III.

 

Can one unlikely granny save the day before the villains get away?

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Perfect for kids aged 7–12 who love silly humour, fart jokes, and fast-paced adventures, this illustrated children’s book is also a treat for parents who can’t resist a giggle.

 

👉 If your family enjoyed books by David Walliams, Andy Stanton, or Roald Dahl, they’ll love Flatulent-Fuelled Granny Pat & The Diamond Meat Mob’s Revenge by Simon J Harrison.

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